vocabulary lesson: emasculated

vocabulary lesson: emasculated

grapefruit chris congdon

emasculated  

adjective

  1. When you can’t get the top off the new container of grapefruit that you want to have for lunch and you’re just ready to go at it with a circular saw and a pair of pliers and your wife who works in the same office grabs the grapefruit, runs down the hall, and finds another guy who is strong enough to get it open. 
  2. Castrated
  3.  Lacking or deprived of vigor

See also: owned, humiliated, turd

chris congdon

at least he spelled it right

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